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I'll be the first to say, I BoA twink because I want to crush newbies. I specifically delete and re-roll my level 10 and then 14 hunter over and over and over again because it's just absolutely hillarious to crush brand new players to this game with my overpowered weapons. I beg you to come to the 10-14 bracket and try to fight, I will hands down make you regret stepping foot in there if you too are not a BoA twink.

You don't have a level 85 to get you BoA gear? Well hold on let me put that on my list of things to give a !%#* about, right there under global warming and Rift ever being the WoW killer.

You want to experience PvP and see what it's like because you just got this game all of 2 hours ago? Nope! Better hope you find a guild and better hope they drag you along in some other bracket kid because you're in the land of ROFLSTOMP where the whaaaambulance runs 24-7.

I got my BoA Ring / Helmet / Chest / Bow / Two hander with 25 agility / Cloak / Trinkets / and fully enchanted BiS gear. Not to mention I have oodles and oodles of potions setting here with a lot of Rumsy Rum Black Label giving me that delicious + 15 stamina plus a level 85 feeding me fish feasts for a + 40 stamina when I get bored.

You want fair PvP? Try playing Checkers on Yahoo or something, I hear they have brackets.

You just want to get the same experience out of the game that I do because you pay the same monthly fee? You want fries with those tears you're feeding me?

Oh, you're just in that bracket because you can't handle the big boy game!

Nope, i'm in this bracket to crush your brand new alt under my foot, spit in your face while you're down, and then canabalize your corpse and laugh while I do it. I'm here to run completely over your entire team and then laugh in vent with my friends as we sit in your graveyard and make your entire team leave the game 1 by 1 because every time you spawn you're just lining up another 30 second AFK at the resser.

You want BoA twinks in the same bracket as other twinks? Never happen, you know why? Blizzard doesn't care. As a matter of fact, every time you make a thread about this crap Blizzard has to spend the time telling you ONCE AGAIN, we're not changing this, get gear or get over it.

So in closing, I crush your newbie and I enjoy it. And I will always be in this bracket, I will always be there waiting for your brand new alt. I'll be that hunter who conc shot kites you all over the map and hammers that /rofl button while I do it.

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