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Dear Blizzard Game Designers,

As an avid fan of the Grand Theft Auto series, I often wish I could mesh my passion of this wonderful collection of games with World of Warcraft. Thus, I feel compelled to propose the idea of implementing drive-by shootings into the World of Warcraft.

To elaborate: the ability of fire bullets from a ranged rifle or (Arcanite Steam) pistol, while moving on specifically, a Chopper in any circumstance.

What laws does it encompass: Primarily: it will be a single, hopefully deadly shot dealing regular "shoot damage". Secondly: This can only be done in the Passenger Seat of a chopper or perhaps any multi-seater vehicle. Thirdly, the accuracy while moving 100% faster in the passenger seat of a chopper would be rather low. Thus, Blizzard must take into account this objective truth by implementing a chance to miss on a drive-by shooting. This chance to miss would be set based on the following: Tupac Shakur's "death" autopsy.

"At approximately 11:15 pm, a white, four-door, late-model Cadillac with an unknown number of occupants pulled up to the sedan's right side, rolled down one of the windows, and rapidly fired a volley of gunshots at Shakur; bullets hit him in the chest, pelvis, and his right hand and thigh" - but the COD was a bullet puncturing his right lung. Now, a 4 door Cadillac can seat a maximum of 5 people comfortably, but assuming the presence of UZIs, this number is most likely reduced to 4 passengers inclu. the driver. Fired out of a single window was a volley of bullets, while both cars were stationary, and there were 5 impact points. Thus, based on fairness and arbitrary numbers I make up while impaired, a drive-by at high speeds in the passenger seat of a motorcycle will be successful 20% of the time. Why? Because you aren't Scarface or Carlito, you're most likely Twilight Vanquisher <insert name here>.

Finally: Drive-bys have a 15 min CD. "You only get 1 shot, do not miss your chance to blow".

In conclusion: Drive By Shootings can be done every 15 mins, with a 20% succession rate, resulting in a single auto attack shot, which at level 85, would anihalate anyone equal to or under level 45, and would be quite damn humourous.

So Blizzard, why NOT have drive-by shootings in World of Warcraft. We have an entire tournament devoted to mounted jousting combat. Why not dedicate a portion of world pvp to the subjectively hilarious ganking of lower-level toons 20% of the time in a Chopper while you blast "Welcome to the Jungle" as they walk through the Stranglethorn Vale, unaware of their 1/5 chance of a hilarious confusing death. I mean, at least they, like Tupac Amaru Shakur can run back to their corpse.

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